tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54649394906430405822024-03-07T00:22:23.377-05:00Crazy Bitch, Inc."Ninety percent of everything is crap."
Theodore SturgeonLoverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-29014744156975337092009-04-14T10:44:00.003-05:002009-04-14T11:15:59.631-05:00Objectum Sexuality(I hope my blog pops up on Google when someone searches for this term...)<br /><br />Hundreds of thousands (possibly millions) of people saw the episode of Good Morning America last week about Erika Eiffel, the woman who is in love with (and had a commitment ceremony to) the Eiffel Tower. I did not see this episode, but heard about it the next day on <a href="http://www.q100atlanta.com/BertShow/tabid/227/Default.aspx">The Bert Show</a>. I have tried to remain calm about it. I have tried NOT to judge these people. I have struggled to keep an open mind...but I just can't. Objectum-Sexuality is a load of crap. I don't know anything about these people other than the fact that they love inanimate objects, so much that they consider them their husbands, wives, life partners, etc. Some people are suggesting that objectum-sexuality is a new sexual orientation, just like homosexuality or heterosexuality. Erika Eiffel, in her interview with Bizarre Magazine said, "Simply put... OS, is an orientation just as hetero and homo sexuality are orientations of one's innate sexuality. Replacing the term hetero with object will most accurately describe Objectum-sexuality. But my personal definition is to be emotionally and physically attracted to objects."<br /><br />When asked, "Could an Objectum-Sexual also find a human being physically attractive, or indeed have a relationship with one?" Eiffel responded, I can find a person aesthetically attractive, but more than that... the answer is no. I just do not feel<br />anything more than friendship with people. I tried to have mainstream relations with people in the years that I rejected my OS because of societal pressure... but each time was a failure and caused me much pain." Sounds to me like a sexual orientation right? She's tried to be "normal" by society's standards but failed miserably. Now she is happy and healthy with her husband, the Eiffel Tower. <br /><br />Lets go into the psychopathology of objectum-sexuality. Is it a fetish? No. A fetish is a psychosexual disorder in which a person cannot achieve orgasm without the presence of their fetish object (feet, latex, whips, chains, food...) It causes significant distress in their sexual functioning because they cannot have normal sexual relationships with other people. Is it a paraphilia? (Sexual arousal in response to sexual objects or situations which may interfere with the capacity for reciprocal affectionate sexual activity. OR: Any of a group of sexual fantasies, urges and behaviors that are considered deviant with respect to cultural norms) Examples include, masochism, sadism, (until the 70's, homosexuality), transvestitism, and pedophilia. With the exception of pedophilia, all of these things can be completely healthy and cause no negative effect. It is only truly considered a paraphilia if it causes significant distress for the person experiencing it. So if a person likes to be tied up and whipped, that's fine as long as it doesn't interfere with their ability to function normally. So is objectum-sexuality a paraphilia? No. <br /><br />The question burning in all our minds is, are these people crazy? Certifiable, ought to be locked in an institution, danger to themselves crazy? Probably not. A little touched in the head? Much more than a little...Yes, I am making snap judgments. No, I do not care. One therapists experience shows that many people who identify as objectum-sexuals have autism or Aspberger's syndrome. That certainly explains these people's lack of connection with other people. Some have been sexually abused. Which would also explain some things. But as for Erika Eiffel, she neither suffers from autism nor was she sexually abused as a child. <br /><br />Because of her love for objects, she became a world-class archer, and an officer in the air force. Consequently, it also caused her to be medically discharged from the air force. So has it negatively affected her life? Yes and no. Does it cause her distress? No. Does she feel that it negatively affects her sexual functioning? No. Is being objectum-sexual causing any danger to herself or others? No. So does she have a psychosexual disorder? The answer is debatable. Most would say yes, but when you break down the criteria, the ultimate answer is no. Psychological disorders are a matter of personal experience. <br /><br />Educational opinion aside...THESE PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS! It is shit like this that is going to prevent LGBTQ Americans from being able to marry our partners and have equal rights under the law. This is the exact argument that people use against us. "If we let gays marry, then people will want to marry their dogs, little kids, and hell...even their cars!" WHAT THE FUCK? I am furious at all the publicity these whack-jobs are getting. Yes I believe we should be accepting or at least tolerant of other people's lifestyles..but this is crossing the line. These people are tearing down any progress that the LGBTQ community has made! This is bullshit!<br /><br />(For more information, you can visit <a href="http://www.objectum-sexuality.org/">Objectum-Sexuality Internationale</a>.)Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-44494279670087683352008-10-16T12:32:00.006-05:002008-10-16T14:14:09.163-05:00I want to fuck you like an animal...<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:verdana;">**similar post also on www.thelesbianlifestyle.com**<br />(And..."Closer" BY NIN is the sexiest song ever)</span> <span style="font-family:verdana;"><br /><br />Now I know why men are always thinking about sex. It's because they have a dick in their pants. Quite frankly, it's hard not to! Yesterday was my first time packing in public and OMG it was awesome! I've wanted to try it since the wife and I bought our strap on about a year and a half ago. I was just too shy to do it or to even voice my desire to do it. Now that I have done it, I don't know why I waited so long.<br /><br />Yesterday, the wife and I went to Target in search of a jock strap. I am dressing in drag as a vampire for Halloween. I want to make it as real as possible...so obviously I need to fill out my jeans. :D We didn't find a jock strap (which I now know wouldn't have worked) so we bought mens briefs instead. When we got home, I strapped everything on and played around with it for about an hour before figuring out how to position the dildo so it didn't look like I had a raging hard on. I'm using our dildo, a blue cyberskin one, instead of a packing dildo. It's soft enough to bend into place and if the opportunity presents itself, I'm ready to go. I wore it to work last night and even in women's jeans it isn't *too* noticeable. If you're looking for it, yeah, you can tell something is awry, but to the casual onlooker I look like a regular, vagina only, dyke.<br /><br />At first I felt awkward wearing it. But at least I was at home. I walked around the house, sat down, stood up, tried on 4 pairs of jeans and by the time I had to leave for work, I felt pretty comfortable with everything. So I decided to try it in public. It was truly an exhilarating feeling. I felt at once powerful and sexy, confident and liberated. I wondered why I'd waited so long to do it. No one noticed (except an old woman on the train because I was standing in front of her and my package was at eye level). It was my little (well..not little) secret. It didn't feel weird or foreign. It just felt like it belonged there. Which is odd because I very much enjoy being a woman and all that it entails. It was a rather uneventful evening. Until I got home.<br /><br />After dinner, the wife and I were watching the debate and snuggling on the couch. Every few minutes she would grab my boob and then, almost timidly, grab or fondle my ...(I'm still trying to decide what term I want to use. I think I'm leaning toward cock) and then she'd giggle. Feeling her grab it through my jeans sent little shivers through my body and each time she did it, my grin kept getting bigger. By the end of the debate (and the post-debate discussion), I was ready to push her to the floor and fuck her brains out. (But...being women...it's *that time of the month* for both of us). So we had to settle for making out and heavy petting.<br /><br />I felt more aggressive. But I was still too shy to act on it. That's something I need to work on. Maybe packing more often will boost my confidence in the bedroom, too. Our make out session ended with heavy dry humping and me having an orgasm (or three...). It was HOT. The wife, who doesn't like to be touched "down there" while on her period was left extremely frustrated. Of course I feel bad...but she'll get hers soon.<br /><br />This is something that I'm going to continue to explore. Yesterday was successful, so this morning I decided to do it again. Every time it moves I'm reminded that it's there. My pussy is on fire! I can't wait until I get home to the wife. >:D I'm also currently working on a story. I'll post it when I'm finished.<br /></span></span>Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-7437461229059196302008-04-06T23:11:00.003-05:002008-04-06T23:23:46.372-05:00My Toy Box: A review of Flowers Swirl Daisy Pink by Doc Johnson<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhwm_DjNCVKkvvyWxnb2ufljl8s4whhtfMrDpR7z7SPRY7un7vJiSwyW_Zyy8a6RjBv3oqkB5Oi8_-5QGS61iUPUzgQ5OXpsG6G6loUE4iNFeoFkp2Mtv1NB-0YgPtGCCh9TSyAAfBnC8/s1600-h/vibe.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhwm_DjNCVKkvvyWxnb2ufljl8s4whhtfMrDpR7z7SPRY7un7vJiSwyW_Zyy8a6RjBv3oqkB5Oi8_-5QGS61iUPUzgQ5OXpsG6G6loUE4iNFeoFkp2Mtv1NB-0YgPtGCCh9TSyAAfBnC8/s400/vibe.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5186351300595878754" border="0" /></a><br />To the left, you see a girlie pink vibrator with flowers on it--but believe me, it is so much more than that, friends. A generic <a href="http://www.delightpleasures.com/Flowers-Swirl-Daisy-Pink-sex-toys-16951.html">website</a> description:<br /><blockquote></blockquote><blockquote></blockquote>"Say it with flowers. Doc Johnson presents Flowers. A technological wonder covered in terrifically sensual floral shapes. Flowers Swirl Daisy is great for those late ? when he is unavailable- nights when you?re in need of a soft touch and a hard orgasm. Features include:a multi-speed dial controller, a fully waterproof casing, and is cased in soft, non-toxic TPE. Flowers, only from Doc Johnson it's the perfect size, the perfect shape, and the perfect shimmer. Flowers Swirl Daisy stands 8 inches with an insertable length of 6 inches and a circumference of 5 inches."<br /><br />More than once during our trial, the wife said, "I approve." We bought it tonight because our other one broke a few weeks ago. It was an innocent trip to Starship, during which, we saw a very straight looking Hispanic man come in and buy a 3 foot long, 18 inch circumference dildo. It made us laugh...a lot.<br /><br />Once home, after ice cream, we put the vibe to the test. It has a swirl pattern up the length of it and little raised daisies all over it (for good sensations inside). Did it pass, you ask? YES! Over all, I give it an A+ (and the coolest thing about it is not the color, or the raised little daisies on it, its the iPod-esque dial).Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-29829088444494434522007-10-31T22:42:00.001-05:002007-10-31T22:55:25.274-05:00Queens....geesh!Tonight I learned that female cats are called queens. Why should cats get such a regal name when dogs are called bitches? Anyway...<br /><br />What my wife and I just did was out of dire exasperation. My cat, Little Bit, has been in heat for over a week now. Yowling, writhing on the floor like a wanton slut, pissing everywhere...it's been hell. In a class the wife took last semester, we learned that cats don't ovulate without sexual stimulation (neither do camels). One way to stimulate a cat is to use a q-tip. The dry, rough q-tip is probably gentler than a male cat's barbed penis. (People on camel trains do this to camels using their fists...) At first, we thought that the idea ws disgusting. But now we know how horrible it is to have a cat in heat running around the house.<br /><br />Tonight, we fucked the cat with q-tip. It was violent...it stank. She scratched the hell out of my arms and stomach. It took us three tries. Now she's docile. We don't know if it worked. For now, the yowling has ceased. Beasley, the neutered male, started licking the wife's arm unabashedly for about 5 minutes. We think he smelled whatever it was that stank and liked it. I'm horrified...grossed out...and appalled by our actions. But damn it was funny...<br /><br />Here are some directions found on <a href="http://www.everything2.com/">www.everything2.com</a>:<br /><br /><em>Equipment:<br />1 </em><a title="cat" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=cat"><em>cat</em></a><em> in </em><a title="heat" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=heat"><em>heat</em></a><em><br />1 Q-tip Procedure:<br />Grab wailing, </em><a title="squirming" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=squirming"><em>squirming</em></a><em> cat and place it on your </em><a title="lap" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=lap"><em>lap</em></a><em> with its </em><a title="hind quarters" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=hind%20quarters"><em>hind quarters</em></a><em> readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this </em><a title="procedure" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=procedure"><em>procedure</em></a><em> is followed, then certainly each time afterward.<br />Insert the Q-tip into the cat's </em><a title="vagina" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=vagina"><em>vagina</em></a><em>. It will be exposed and </em><a title="puffy" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=puffy"><em>puffy</em></a><em>. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other </em><a title="orifice" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=orifice"><em>orifice</em></a><em>. Either way the cat will begin to </em><a title="scream" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=scream"><em>scream</em></a><em>, but there is a subtle and </em><a title="audible" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=audible"><em>audible</em></a><em> difference in the scream of </em><a title="satisfaction" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=satisfaction"><em>satisfaction</em></a><em> and the scream of rectal pain. </em><a title="Experiment" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Experiment"><em>Experiment</em></a><em> a little until you can </em><a title="distinguish" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=distinguish"><em>distinguish</em></a><em> the two.<br />Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's </em><a title="vagina" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=vagina"><em>vagina</em></a><em> slowly at first, then more </em><a title="rapidly" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=rapidly"><em>rapidly</em></a><em>. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a </em><a title="barbed" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=barbed"><em>barbed</em></a><em> </em><a title="cat penis" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=cat%20penis"><em>cat penis</em></a><em> digging around in there.<br />You are </em><a title="finished" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=finished"><em>finished</em></a><em> when the cat is </em><a title="finished" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=finished"><em>finished</em></a><em>. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it </em><a title="enjoy" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=enjoy"><em>enjoy</em></a><em> itself for a few minutes before attempting to </em><a title="retrieve" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=retrieve"><em>retrieve</em></a><em> your </em><a title="Q-tip" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=Q-tip"><em>Q-tip</em></a><em>.<br />That is it, you are </em><a title="done" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=done"><em>done</em></a><em>. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat </em><a title="flares up" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=flares%20up"><em>flares up</em></a><em> again. What to look for: The cat </em><a title="orgasm" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=orgasm"><em>orgasm</em></a><em> that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of </em><a title="ecstasy" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=ecstasy"><em>ecstasy</em></a><em> that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the </em><a title="intensity" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=intensity"><em>intensity</em></a><em> of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as </em><a title="war" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=war"><em>war</em></a><em>, </em><a title="hunger" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=hunger"><em>hunger</em></a><em>, </em><a title="capitalism" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=capitalism"><em>capitalism</em></a><em> or </em><a title="God" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=God"><em>God</em></a><em>. Background: A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most </em><a title="irritating" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=irritating"><em>irritating</em></a><em> things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a </em><a title="bone chilling" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=bone%20chilling"><em>bone chilling</em></a><em>, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom's. After a few days of this </em><a title="torture" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=torture"><em>torture</em></a><em> having to drown a few kittens sounds </em><a title="relaxing" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=relaxing"><em>relaxing</em></a><em>. This cat-saving technique was first demonstrated to me by a terminally un-squeemish </em><a title="roomate" href="http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node=roomate"><em>roomate</em></a><em> of years past. </em><br /><em></em><br />We didn't see any signs of an intense orgasm...she just ran away and started bathing herself. Now she's hiding behind the couch. If I'd just been fucked by a q-tip (or something similarly painful for a human) I'd hide behind the couch too...and shut up yowling, lest I be molested again.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-16811197174219947332007-09-03T19:54:00.000-05:002007-09-03T20:45:36.088-05:00And Tango Makes Three<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkTEzAK4SHdv2GJMVaPea3okFLo6K0iX1V7G8UjO8WRvnOSX-PoO6kDcdx9Sw_2pYi-6slQoCfyudQBzGpsH4CCUlkl5OR92d8lI0BxZxISEZb9csvVO8iiFh2k2PJ4uLyNriKZJV5wSk/s1600-h/SteveWalden_And_Tango_Makes_Three.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkTEzAK4SHdv2GJMVaPea3okFLo6K0iX1V7G8UjO8WRvnOSX-PoO6kDcdx9Sw_2pYi-6slQoCfyudQBzGpsH4CCUlkl5OR92d8lI0BxZxISEZb9csvVO8iiFh2k2PJ4uLyNriKZJV5wSk/s400/SteveWalden_And_Tango_Makes_Three.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5106155117955839586" /></a><br /><br /><br />We just got cable two weeks ago and our housemate made sure we had Logo. The wife and I have been watching *a lot* of Logo. While watching, I learned that <u>And Tango Makes Three</u> by Peter Parnell and Justin Richardson is the number 1 most challenged book in the country. I read the book on Saturday night at a small bookstore in Decatur. It was an absolutely adorable story. It actually made me a little teary eyed because it was so cute. So, why is this book challenged? Why do parents want it banned? Because the book is a true story about two male penguins, Roy and Silo at the New York City Zoo who fell in love. The zookeeper gives them an egg that another couple could not care for (because it is difficult, or impossible for penguin couples to care for more than one egg at a time). The two penguins incubate the egg, and act just like a male/female couple would. When the egg hatches, the zookeeper names it Tango "because it takes two to tango." It is challenged because it "promotes homosexuality." I did a quick search on the title and found this website that does not agree with the book's message and think that it should be taken off the shelves.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.homeschoolblogger.com/SteveWalden/31086/">Walden's Wits</a><br /><br />All the other things I found were either rave reviews or news articles. Steve Walden's opinion is perfectly valid, but much like I'm sure his toilet does, it stinks. When there is a book about a mom and a dad who have a baby, be it humans or animals, there is no controversy. Stories like that promote heterosexuality. Steve Walden said, <br /><br /><i>"We later found out that our 6 year-old had already read it. We spent an hour undoing the damage and it ruined not just storytime but the whole evening. My 6 year-old readily understood that the book was wrong. In fact, he knew when he read the book that it was talking nonsense and that it wasn’t right. My daughter was unnerved to discover that same-sex couples, apparently in all species, can adopt children"</i> <br /><br />Damage? Nonsense? It's scientific fact that homosexuality is normal in the animal kingdom. Yes, animals mate primarily for procreation, but it doesn't always happen that way. The book was written to teach tolerance, not to push a pro-homosexual agenda. He was appalled that the book pushes sex education on his young children. Does he honestly think his kids won't see homosexuals before middle school when it's appropriate for sex ed? What about the kids with two mommies or two daddies? I'm sure it's a relief for those children to see a book like <i>Tango</i>. He goes on to say, <br /><br /><i>"It attempts to normalize something clearly abnormal. Penguins, like all other creatures, mate primarily for procreation. The fact that the keeper had to steal an egg from another couple to make a “family” shows that same-sex couples by themselves do not have what nature requires for them to conceive and bear children...this book has been insidiously and deceitfully placed in libraries across America to re-educate young children to accept all families as valid, whether they have two mommies, two daddies, three daddies or three mommies and two daddies. It is deceptively normal and intentionally aimed at children whose primary concern should be Legos and dolls. They push the debate on homosexuality into the kindergarten when the only debate children that age should be forced to decide is crust or no crust on their sandwiches. I am appalled that Simon and Schuster thinks my children are ready for sex. And I am angry that they chose such a backhanded method to pump someone’s agenda."</i><br /><br />First, the book doesn't mention sex at all, it talks about "boy penguins" and "girl penguins" becoming couples and about Roy and Silo being in love and incubating a rock before the zookeeper gives them an abandoned egg. It in no way pushes sex on kids. It isn't a backhanded way to push homosexuality on children. I realize Steve Walden is just a closed-minded person who is raising his children to be have the same bigoted ideals as he does. It just irks me that such a cute children's book is so challenged. I think we need more books like <i>Tango</i> to help teach tolerance to kids today.<br /><br />And what about heterosexual couples who can't have children because of infertility or some other reason? It's just as unnatural for those couples to have children as it would be for the wife and I to have kids.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-80871638086927291952007-07-10T07:53:00.001-05:002007-07-10T08:56:17.147-05:00Wedded Bliss<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkBnjb6D9lxQGftd4tT9ZXf6yy3e0LWhvTbwRWmr6lUtkQE7MyHNodtF63qiasX39bKqAIeaxfhVsITOmOBWXsrhhHvbvzzOsUwR2-2PHHyfBY8gFuK0xQ_O8twVvazoyyhPeCEUzir8o/s1600-h/Picture+540.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkBnjb6D9lxQGftd4tT9ZXf6yy3e0LWhvTbwRWmr6lUtkQE7MyHNodtF63qiasX39bKqAIeaxfhVsITOmOBWXsrhhHvbvzzOsUwR2-2PHHyfBY8gFuK0xQ_O8twVvazoyyhPeCEUzir8o/s320/Picture+540.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085555345483224610" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />On June 22, 2007 at 8:00pm in Atlanta's Magnolia Hall at Piedmont Park I married my best friend, my heart and soul...my whole world. It was a mass ceremony with all kinds of couples from pierced and tattooed kids to older, wiser women and men. There were deaf people, loud and obnoxious people, people holding each other, continuous kissing, huge smiles and lots of love in the room. Though it was short and sweet, I can't imagine it any other way. Her roommate and parents came and took a thousand pictures (I still can't decide which one is my favorite). Afterwards, we ate at Mick's downtown...then there was the honeymoon :D<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGWq-OKAdwgFSR80rru5nNzlaDQp5I7NqtRiir1s6WU3zRlHDxE_pjpi1fXbsciP980I91b4A4nLNBp9icpa-X1r2jQrIMRYtOIVRwVa2L5yF2Yjxi0NrqCnq0Qxu-VO8KhmzMHVrkyyA/s1600-h/Picture+572.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGWq-OKAdwgFSR80rru5nNzlaDQp5I7NqtRiir1s6WU3zRlHDxE_pjpi1fXbsciP980I91b4A4nLNBp9icpa-X1r2jQrIMRYtOIVRwVa2L5yF2Yjxi0NrqCnq0Qxu-VO8KhmzMHVrkyyA/s320/Picture+572.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085554937461331474" border="0" /></a><br />She worked for a week and a half to orchestrate a surprise for me. I had an idea what it was but I was shocked when it actually came down to it. She blindfolded me and drove me downtown from her dorm room. She walked me through the lobby and up to our room at the Glenn Hotel. Inside, she'd lit tea light candles and spread rose petals in a trail from the door to the bed. It was the most beautiful, romantic thing I've ever experienced. We stayed there Friday and Saturday night. It ended way too soon.<br /><br />Now we're as happy as ever, perfect newlyweds. I can't imagine being any happier than I am now.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxldoFr8gnvR8wfI6Qdp9MJFs4rX0ziecQ21BNfq1mqFuDVIFupKzGSa0C_rfIhmEKHtdZNe_WqjJTpkfum5e9BOzC6fP9crHmLOfz-0XeDdIj89m6AXqLoAtcIesNutICctsGExug9s8/s1600-h/Picture+544.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxldoFr8gnvR8wfI6Qdp9MJFs4rX0ziecQ21BNfq1mqFuDVIFupKzGSa0C_rfIhmEKHtdZNe_WqjJTpkfum5e9BOzC6fP9crHmLOfz-0XeDdIj89m6AXqLoAtcIesNutICctsGExug9s8/s320/Picture+544.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5085554722712966658" border="0" /></a>Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-28931021291351808762007-03-16T10:33:00.000-05:002007-03-16T10:38:09.127-05:00<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6-YedsUhSNr3hfhvQDbmNbxZ4a5wUZZ10ZRStXYNnfYx6Ps58miolnv_sbRGlv-A9ddpscYud8wYibDSbEZs6Afjdbwp7gsYuWm8y7ZEtjvtpjocHMJWrDaeOinKLy73k-df9DtIgR7g/s1600-h/bush_finger_flip.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5042545979171138306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6-YedsUhSNr3hfhvQDbmNbxZ4a5wUZZ10ZRStXYNnfYx6Ps58miolnv_sbRGlv-A9ddpscYud8wYibDSbEZs6Afjdbwp7gsYuWm8y7ZEtjvtpjocHMJWrDaeOinKLy73k-df9DtIgR7g/s320/bush_finger_flip.jpg" border="0" /></a> I was reading my newsfeeds on Bloglines and came across an article about Google Image Ripper. Instead of only seeing thumbnails of the images you want, it compiles all the images in full-size on one page. The writer of the article searched for "finger" and this is one of the pictures it found. Nice, huh?<br /><br />I expect shit like this from celebrities, teenagers, etc...but not the President of the US! I despise the guy...his speeches are ridiculous (bushisms anyone?), his foreign policy, educational policies and everything else to do with his time in office BLOWS. But with this picture, the man has dropped to a new low.<br /><br />See America? This is what you voted for.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-51529289439943440232007-03-04T17:44:00.000-05:002007-03-04T17:57:43.021-05:00National Self Injury Awareness Day<i>Approximately 1% of the United States population uses physical self-injury as a way of dealing with overwhelming feelings or situations, often using it to speak when no words will come. Despite the fact that self-injury is far from rare, myths and misunderstanding surround this psychological ailment -- mistaken ideas that often result in self-harmers being treated badly by police, doctors, therapists, and emergency room personnel.<br /><br />In response to society's mistaken ideas about self-harm, the American Self-Harm Information Clearinghouse was created to educate and inform medical and mental health professionals, the media, and the general public, sorting myth from fact and explaining what is known about self-harm. One of ASHIC's (American Self Harm Information Clearing House) major projects is National Self-Injury Awareness Day. In this grassroots effort, people across the country and the world whose lives have been affected by self-injury deliver fact sheets, reports, and brochures to those who make decisions about the treatment of those who self-harm. (Taken from http://www.selfinjury.org/nsiad/)</i><br /><br />The first NSIAD was March 1, 2002. Many people continue to recognize it each year by wearing an orange ribbon or wrist band. As a self-injurer, I am impressed with this -- an organization seeking to educate people about self harm. Most people think it is similar to suicide attempt and that all self-injurers are suicidal. That is not the case. And, most self-injurers, when suicidal, are asked what their plan is, it doesn't involve cutting at all. Another misconception is that it's only for attention. For some that is the truth, but for most of us, it isn't. It is a cry for help, yes, but also a way of expressing pain that we cannot otherwise express. It is a coping mechanism (albeit a bad one). It is an addictive behavior just like alcoholism or drugs. <br /><br />The misconception that angers me the most is saying that piercing and tattoos are self-injury. Self-injurers do not cut to show people. It is done in secret and we work very hard to hide it from the world. Piercings and tattoos are meant to be shown off. They are meant to make a statement. I have three tattoos and my tongue pierced. It is a completely different experience than when I cut. <br /><br />That said, As of March 1, I have not self-injured in 7 months and 1 day. (As of this post, 7 months and 4 days--and still counting!) It has been a long hard road and the struggle is not over yet. I will be battling this for the rest of my life. Some days are harder than others, but because of my family and my friends, I have been able to overcome the urge to do it on many occasions.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-61024098951470466262007-02-12T13:23:00.000-05:002007-01-17T23:04:17.597-05:00Trimspa Baby!So as everyone in the world knows, Anna Nicole Smith is dead. Tragic, I know. The woman was under an outrageous amount of stress with her son dying, the new baby, legal battles over who the baby's father is...losing 70 pounds in 3 months taking her from 224 to 130 (at 5'11" that's WAY under weight!). They had live coverage on CNN for about 6 hours the day it happened...also on all the Atlanta radio stations. But, I was able to find some humor in the situation. I realize this makes me a horrible person--but I really don't care.<br /><br />My family and I were watching CNN and The Situation Room with Jack Cafferty and Wolf Blitzer came on. In the beginning they were still showing coverage of Anna Nicole Smith. Then, Jack made the best news blunder (that I'm pretty sure was on purpose) by asking, "So is um...Anna Nicole Smith still dead, Wolf?"<br /><br />Wolf Blitzer responded by saying something to the effect of "Yes Jack. Uh, we're going to update our viewers shortly." Jack Cafferty's smart ass remark made VH1's Best Week Ever. I thought it was hilarious. My mother, on the other hand, thought it was despicable and wrong and everything else negative in the world. It's sad that she couldn't find the humor in it. Lots of people on You Tube and Google Video are appalled at the remark. I'm upset by this.<br /><br />Anna Nicole Smith spent the last year of her life making appearances and sounding completely trashed at press conferences. What the hell? It is tragic that she died. I bet Trimspa is going to lose a lot of business (HAH!). And...the saddest thing at all is that she won't be remembered for being a playboy playmate or a Marilyn Monroe look-a-like, she'll be remembered for drunkenly slurring, "Trimspa, Baby!" all over the world.<br /><br />Here is the video of Jack Cafferty making the "is she still dead" statement. <br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JgiwkcZxj7c"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JgiwkcZxj7c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-16737052027098289232007-01-12T20:09:00.000-05:002007-01-12T20:11:12.578-05:00Lizzy The Lezzy L Word TributeIn honor of the new season of The L Word, here is a video made by Ruth Selwyn. You can watch other exciting and hilarious Lizzy the Lezzy videos on her <a href="http://www.myspace.com/ruthselwyn">MySpace page</a>.<br /><br /><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1571330448">Lizzy the Lezzy L Word Special</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=1571330448&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed><br><a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&videoid=1571330448&title=Lizzy the Lezzy L Word Special">Add to My Profile</a> | <a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home"> More Videos</a>Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-37736209021935385322006-12-10T20:04:00.000-05:002006-12-10T20:08:41.801-05:00Queer of the Year!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSjs39u7rm-dZhNrS4mgJCJKKvU-jenqZwoe0W66ybo9p5BQMf7Ybn9UucdGynXk_q_eHtuJ6uwTSUh-u6N8jqCgOFBwQCdP2HgcT68VyWGQUpyFGv9f_d5q-22Tqz97Bva1XpmtwzQd0/s1600-h/qoty.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSjs39u7rm-dZhNrS4mgJCJKKvU-jenqZwoe0W66ybo9p5BQMf7Ybn9UucdGynXk_q_eHtuJ6uwTSUh-u6N8jqCgOFBwQCdP2HgcT68VyWGQUpyFGv9f_d5q-22Tqz97Bva1XpmtwzQd0/s320/qoty.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5007069729892402914" /></a><br /><br /><br />"Which queer person most advanced the state of the gay rights movement in 2006?"<br /><br />Have a nominee? Head on over to <a href=http://joemygod.blogspot.com>Joe.My.God.</a>. The poll closes Friday Dec. 13 and the winner will be announced January 3, 2007.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-87236248599923964032006-12-08T20:34:00.000-05:002006-12-08T21:34:32.120-05:00Christmas, Relationships, and EBayFirst off, I have created the most spectacular Christmas playlist there is. <br /><br />1. "Christmas Wish" Stacie Orrico<br />2. "Merry Christmas With Love" Clay Aiken<br />3. "Don't Save It All For Christmas Day" Clay Aiken<br />4. "All I Want For Christmas Is You" Mariah Carey<br />5. "Hark The Herald Angels Sing/O Come All Ye Faithful" Clay Aiken<br />6. "O Holy Night" Josh Groban<br />7. "Where Are You Christmas" Faith Hill<br />8. "My Favorite Things" Lorie Morgan<br />9. "Carol Of The Bells" Mannheim Steamroller<br />10. "Santa Looked A Lot Like Daddy" Garth Brooks<br />11. "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" Elmo & Patsy<br />12. "The Redneck 12 Days of Christmas" Rodney Carrington<br />13. "Silent Night" Boys II Men<br />14. "Santa Baby" Britney Spears<br />15. "The 12 Drugs of Christmas" Tenacious D<br />16. "The Christmas Song" *NSYNC<br />17. "Let It Snow" Boys II Men<br />18. "Joy To The World" Whitney Houston<br />19. "I Never Knew The Meaning of Christmas" *NSYNC<br />20. "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" Jessica Simpson<br />21. "Believe" Josh Groban<br /><br />Secondly, my new girlfriend is simply amazing! This is the first mention of her in this blog. She's wonderful and beautiful, smart, sexy...everything I've ever wanted. For Christmas we're giving each other promise rings (Isn't that sweet?). Yes, I've officially been hit with a U-Haul. We're planning to move in together this summer. I just know she's it for me. I knew I couldn't live without her the first time I heard her laugh--that was before we'd even met in person. It's like I've been floating on a cloud since Halloween. <br /><br />Third...Ebay...I recently had a bidding war over three 6g iPod minis. I won one of them, a blue one for $96. Sweetness. I paid $250 for my 4g one. I know...they don't make mini's anymore. Why didn't I get a nano? I don't really like the nano...I mean, if I *have* to get one because the mini becomes obsolete, I will...but I like the size of the mini. I'd lose a nano, I think. And, if I'm going to pay that much for an iPod, I'd get a video instead. So the new iPod is part of my Christmas from my mom. I'm excited about it. I should have it mid-next week. <br /><br />All I really want for Christmas is to spend it with my girlfriend...but it isn't going to happen. She lives in NC and is going home in two weeks. :(Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-60439804568930564362006-10-15T20:19:00.000-05:002006-10-15T21:01:58.983-05:00One of <a href="http://thelesbialifestyle.blogspot.com">TLL's</a> October topics is: "Lesbians and feminists . Do they go hand and hand or are they worlds apart?" I really was happy to see that topic up there. It allows me to blog about something worthwhile instead of always blogging about silly stuff. And, over at TLL, I hope that my blog posts reach a larger audience and make them think. I have a good bit to say about this topic so here, I am posting the unabridged version and at TLL I will post an abridged version.<br /><br />When I was a kid I always thought feminists and lesbians were the same. When I discovered my own sexuality and finally, at 15, began the grueling process of coming out, I realized how wrong I was as a kid. To gain a little more perspective on the subject, I did search the net for some resources. I took a women's studies course about a year ago and loved every minute of it. When I was younger I assumed that all women in women's studies courses were lesbians and all girls who went to all girl's schools were lesbians as well. I was SO wrong. My freshman year of college, I only met ONE lesbian from the all girl's school across town from my school. And in my women's studies class, I was the only lesbian. <br /><br />When I did the internet search, I found a page on Lesbian Feminism at Wikipedia. I got a hit for "Lesbian Feminism." Here are the 7 key themes of lesbian feminism as defined by Sheila Jeffreys. <br /><br />1. An emphasis on women's love for one another.<br />2. Seperatist organizations.<br />3. Community and ideas.<br />4. Idea that lesbianism is about choice and resistance.<br />5. Idea that the personal is the political.<br />6. A rejection of heirarchy in the form of role-playing and sado-masochism.<br />7. A critique of male supremacy which eroticises inequality.<br /><br />While a few of those are great like numbers 1 and 3...there is a big problem with others, especially number 4. In this view, homosexuality is a choice or conscious response to man-made organizations. I completely disagree. While some girls may choose it because it's in the media and it's "cool" to be bi...I can't understand why someone would consider sexuality a choice. My sisters did not choose to be straight. They just are. I did not choose to be a lesbian. I just am. Why would I choose such a hard path in life if I could just choose to love men instead? <br /><br />I see feminism as a movement that seeks to create equality between genders, stop sexual discrimination, sexual harassment, and discrimination based on sex. I also can see a problem with gender-roles. As children we are socialized to fit into one specfic role, either man or woman. Even in lesbian relationships people ask, "Who is the man?" Why does someone have to be the man? When we were little, I played army and Power Rangers with my brother and he played house and barbies with me. I played baseball and football with the boys, but I also did ballet, tap, and jazz until I was 11. In my last relationship (we just broke up), I dressed more like a boi, but she drove everywhere, she paid most times, and she was the more dominant person. In bed though, I was more dominant. I considered us equal partners. <br /><br />So it isn't that lesbians and feminists are worlds apart. More often than not, we have the same goals. But there is a distinct line between the two groups. A lot of feminists would not agree with gender roles in lesbian relationships, or one of the women dressing more masculine and acting more masculine. While it isn't the social gender role the butch lesbian fell into, she still is conforming to a gender role. <br /><br />I have a hat that I like to wear that says "I <3 Bikinis." I think it's funny. Plus, I get some weird looks when I wear it. I love it. I love that it defies social norms and upsets people. One person it upsets is my middle sister. She says the hat "objectifies women." Yeah, it does. But men wear hats and even shirts like that with little or no objection from the general public. Some would say that by wearing that hat, I am rejecting feminism. Maybe I am. So what? Other ways I defy feminism are: shaving my legs and wearing a bra. Not all feminists refuse to shave or wear bras. But those two things are classic examples of oppression by men. A man invented the bra. We shave our legs to be attractive, most of the time, to men. I, however, do not. I don't like body hair at all--on anyone. That is why I shave, to be more comfortable in my own body. Is that unfeminist of me? <br /><br />90% of the time I completely defy social norms and pre-set gender roles. When I have children, I will not force my son to play with boy toys if he wants a doll. I won't force my daughter to be a princess for halloween if she wants to be Batman. I want a son named Shannon and a daughter named James. I completely respect the feminist movement. I respect activist lesbians. I, however, am content just to be me. I don't have to go out and fight for legal abortion, birth control, sexual harassment, sexual discrimination, or many of the other feminist causes. I do have strong opinions on all of those issues, as well as strong opinions on lesbian issues like gay marriage/civil unions, adoption, sexual orientation based discrimination, and the general lack of education about gay/lesbian issues. <br /><br />I don't think that marriage should be defined by the government. I don't believe that it should only be reserved for heterosexual couples. Marriage is about love, not gender. Love is the same between two women as it is between a man and a woman. I don't think that there should be a glass ceiling in some industries to stop women from advancing. I don't believe that some fields are more suited for men. A woman can do anything a man can. We are all created equal. No man, or woman, has the right to tell me who I can or cannot love, whether or not I can get an abortion if I want, whether or not birth control is available to me, how I should dress, act, or think. So yes, most of the time lesbian issues and feminist issues go hand in hand. But both movements are completely seperate.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-14428193514157846482006-10-10T14:29:00.000-05:002006-10-10T15:07:13.062-05:00Rhythm is a dancer[Alternatively titled: Round is a shape, damnit!]<br /><br />I recently won a 6 month membership to a new gym downtown. It comes with one personal training session where you work out a training program for future visits. I went in yesterday to claim my prize and the personal trainer wasn't there. So I asked if I could just work out on the cardio machines. The secretary asked me, "Have you used treadmills and stuff before?" I wanted to say, "No, I was raised by a pack of wolves and I was recently returned to civilzation." But I just sighed and nodded. I told her I'd been to another gym in town. She said, "Well our machines are totally different than the ones at that gym." Come on, how difficult can it be to do a manual program on an elliptical machine and a treadmill? So she finally let me go...I went, changed clothes, and got on the elliptical. I set it for a manual program for 30 minutes, highest incline, 50% resistance. She walked by, looked at me, and asked, "Did you figure it out?" I nodded, while thinking, "No a magical gym elf came by and programmed it for me--here's your sign, motherfucker."<br /><br />I finished my elliptical program and moved on to the treadmill for a relaxing 20 minute cooldown. Again, the lady was worried I wouldn't be able to start the machine...this time, she came over and started it for me. Thank you, lady. I forgot how to read for a minute. After I had showered, the personal trainer had come in and we made an appointment for Friday. I'm looking forward to it. At least she doesn't think I'm a complete idiot. I may be out of shape, but that doesn't mean I don't know how to work gym equipment.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-30571727821528741052006-10-03T18:24:00.000-05:002006-10-03T20:58:05.695-05:00Peppermint Patty: In love with androgenyA friend of mine, Marcy, confessed today that her first real crush was on a female cartoon character, "but [she] didn't really know if it was a girl or a boy." When I asked who it was, she replied, "Peppermint Patty." I, at my own computer, twenty or so miles away, nearly fell out of my chair laughing. Then I calmly replied, "You had to know her dyke-ass was a girl." She said "NO! I didn't!" So I laughed some more and then nick named her Marcy. She went on to say how androgeny is hot. I agree. I'm a tad androgenous myself--except for my ta-tas. So this entry is a tribute to androgeny. <br /><br /><b>1. Peppermint Patty:</b><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/1600/peppermintpatty.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/320/peppermintpatty.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> My first tribute is to Peppermint Patty. She had it all. A personal secretary, she got to call Charlie Brown "Chuck." and we never saw or heard her parents. So apparently she lived alone. And what clued me into the dyke factor was her birkenstocks. Now, I am aware that not all lesbians wear birkenstocks. But it's a stereotype and she fit it. All those kids in Charlie Brown town loved Peppermint Patty--especially Marcy (the cartoon character AND my friend) and she rocked the house.<br /><br /><b>2. Meg Griffin:</b><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/1600/meg.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/320/meg.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> Now, we all know Meg is a girl. But on just about every episode someone calls her a boy or Peter's son or something. In the movie about Stewie, she had a sex change and became Ron Griffin. (I tried to find a picture but couldn't.) I almost feel sorry for Meg because she can't get a boyfriend...or anything. Even though she has boobs and wears lipstick, people always think shes a boy. The girl can't get a break.<br /><br><br /><br><br /><br><br /><br /><b>3. Pat from SNL:</b><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/1600/pat.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/320/pat.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a> Have you SEEN the movie? Both Pat and it's partner are androgenous. Pat always says things to make people think it is one specific sex like, in the movie when the neighbor is obsessed with Pat, Pat groans and says "Ohh my nuts..." and the man seems hopeful..and then Pat pulls a hand full of nuts out of its pocket. I have tremendous respect for the woman who plays the character, Pat. She pulls it off so well. Really...what IS Pat?<br /><br /><b>4. Freddie Mercury (sans mustache):</b><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/1600/freddiemercury.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/320/freddiemercury.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>I love Freddie Mercury. I love Queen. But in some of his pictures, I just think, "Damn he looks like a woman!" He was a FABULOUS man...in all senses of the word. He was just sooo pretty. I was at a drag club once and two of the girls did a duet number as David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. It was the BEST performance I have ever seen. I must have tipped them $20 a piece. He holds a special place in my heart because of the song, "Fat Bottomed Girls." We really do make the rockin' world go round!!<br /><br><br /><br><br /><br><br /><br><br /><br /><b>5. Velma Dinkley:</b><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/1600/velma.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/320/velma.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>In some episodes Velma looked perfectly girlish. But in others, like in the episode this picture came from, she looks like a boy. I <3 Velma. Especially in the screen adaptation of Scooby Doo. The woman who plays Velma is so hot (she also plays Sam in ER). Even in Scooby Doo kids, Velma looked iffy. I'm tempted to change my desktop to a picture of Velma now. She rocks my socks. For real.<br /><br><br /><br><br /><br />Again, I am NOT dissing androgenous people. I love them. I think it's HOT. Super hot. That's why I like drag performers (both Kings and Queens). Over at www.Dragking.be there is an awesome video of a King doing "Like I Love You" by Justin Timberlake. He does it perfectly. You go boi. So next time you see someone in public or on TV and you're not sure of their gender...but you think the person is hot, sexy, attractive, etc...don't be ashamed. Embrace androgeny!!!! I fully support gender bending.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-79547994083331945972006-09-28T15:27:00.000-05:002006-09-28T15:47:24.139-05:00Bipolar AwarenessAlternatively titled: <b>Yes I have bipolar disorder. Fuck off.</b><br /><br />//begin rant<br /><br />I was reading my subscriptions on <a href="http://www.bloglines.com">BlogLines</a> and I came across this on Dr. John Grohol's blog, <a href="http://psychcentral.com/blog/">World of Psychology</a>, and I came across this article on<a href="http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2006/09/27/bipolar-awareness-day/">Bipolar Awareness Day</a> during Mental Health Awarness Week (October 1-7). <br /><br />I am glad that both things exist. Too many people are affected by psychological disorders and do not seek the help they need because of the social stigma placed on having mental health problems. Among the most stigmatized problems are: Bipolar Disorder and Schizophrenia. Now, I'm not going to say much about Schizophrenia because I don't have any first hand experience with it...well, not much. I'll just say that Schizophrenia is NOT the same thing as multiple personalities or, Dissociative Identity Disorder. And people with Schizophrenia can and do lead normal productive lives.<br /><br />Anywho, on to Bipolar Awareness. I loathe people who say, "you're Bipolar" or "he's Bipolar" or "I'm Bipolar." Diseases should not define who a person is. If you person had AIDS or HIV, you wouldn't want people saying "You're AIDS." or "You're HIV" would you? So the proper way to say it is, "I have Bipolar Disorder." <br /><br />So, hello internet, I have Bipolar Disorder I. I suffer from both manic episodes and depression. I am on a mood stabilizing medication an atypical antipsychotic, two antidepressants, and a benzodiazepine (anti-anxiety medication). I have been hospitalized three times in my life, once for being manic due to being on a high dose of antidepressants, and twice for being severely depressed. My second depressive episode was preceded by a terrible manic episode that caused me to have to drop out of school. 90% of the time I am a fully functional person. I am not "crazy" or "psychotic." I am as normal as the next person. I just happen to have a chemical imbalence in my brain. People with depression also have chemical imbalances; so do people with anxiety disorders. So why the stigma for people who have Bipolar Disorder?<br /><br />True, Bipolar Disorder can be very severe and require hospitalization. But so can depression and anxiety. As long as people suffering from the disorder stay medicated, episodes can be reduced or eveb prevented. Part of the reason people who have Bipolar Disorder go off their medication is the fact that people judge them for having the disorder. We don't judge people who have diabetes for being on medication. So why do people judge people who have to take psychiatric medications? People who have diabetes also require hospitalization sometimes. What is the difference? Why is it okay for someone with diabetes to seek medical help, but not for someone with a psychiatric illness?<br /><br />So, I challenge you to educate yourself about Bipolar Disorder. Find out what it is like first-hand. A very good autobiography by someone (a therapist and leading research psychologist on Bipolar Disorder) who suffers from Bipolar Disorder is, <u>An Unquiet Mind</u> by Kay Redfeld Jamison. <br /><br />//end rantLoverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-22163277510165639822006-09-19T13:35:00.000-05:002006-09-19T13:43:19.284-05:00Dead men tell no tales... arrrrgggghhhhhh!!!!!!<a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/1600/pirate.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/6470/667106871416386/320/pirate.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />In honor of National Talk like a Pirate day, after this introductory bit, I'm blogging about some fucked up shit I saw on Wifee Swap last night. I'm going to blog about...PIRATTITUDE!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHH!<br /><br />Captain Slappy Joe is the coolest fucking pirate that ever sailed the seven seas--besides Captain Jack Sparrow, of course. One of the families lived the life of pirates...and the other family was the most organized family I have ever seen. So the pirate family's mom went to Organized City and the organized mom went to Pirate Country. The pirate mom invited Captain Slappy Joe to bring out the inner "pirattitude" of the organized kids. It was so fucked up. <br /><br />When mama pirate got back home there was a flag in place of their pirate flag of mama organizer saying "another house organized" or something weird like that. It was taken down immediately and replaced by the pirate flag.<br /><br />And I'd like to send a shout out to all my fellow pirates who spend hours on end downloading mp3's and movies on programs such as Limewire and/or Kazaa; and the people who burn CD's and share them, and people like my uncle who download movies off the internet before they've even come out on DVD and share them with the family. ARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-51946333192539770842006-09-18T21:57:00.000-05:002006-09-18T22:08:57.684-05:00Oprah, what the fuck were you thinking?<a href="http://img238.imageshack.us/my.php?image=oprahrz3.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/9515/oprahrz3.th.png" border="0" alt="Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us" /></a> Look at Oprah there...I think she went a smidge too far with the weight loss. I saw her on ET tonight and she looked about 20 pounds thinner than she does in that picture..and TOTALLY cracked out. So my question is this: Oprah, wtf happened to you? Have you been hanging out with Whitney and Bobby?<br /><br />Be sure and catch her on Rachel Ray.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-45137702908861509132006-09-15T11:53:00.000-05:002006-09-15T11:59:06.359-05:00Ladies and Gentlemen....He brought Sexy Back!I just downloaded all the songs from JT's new album--until I can buy it, of course. My review: He definately brought sexy back. Listening to this album makes me want to have sex. Hell, I'd have sex with HIM because of this album. So today I am blogging about my "If I Were Straight and Looked Like X-Tina" list.<br /><br />1. Justin Timberlake<br />2. Jai Rodriguez (if he wasn't gay)<br />3. Patrick Dempsey<br />4. Jesse McCartney<br />5. Usher<br />6. Ne-Yo<br />7. Ryan Phillipe<br />8. George from Gray's Anatomy<br />9. Adam Brody<br />10. Mario Vasquez<br /><br />The list changes periodically. I wonder how many other lesbians have lists like this one? I think everyone should. I only find them sexy because I could never have them. I still really hate the penis and love boobs. Thank you. My sister has a "If I Was A Lesbian" list. It includes Shakira and X-Tina and some other hot chicks I don't know about.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-2497905506581157752006-09-11T09:06:00.000-05:002006-09-11T09:30:43.950-05:009/11Just like we ask our parents and grandparents "Where were you when JFK was assassinated?" our children and grandchildren will be asking us, "Where were you on 9/11?" <br /><br />Where was I on 9/11? <br /><br />It was my senior year of high school. I was sitting in AP English Literature. We didn't have our TV on so none of us knew what was going on. When class was over, I caught snippets of the newscast on other teachers' TVs. When I got to second block, Health Occupations, the Principal, Mr. Toland, made an announcement that the WTC had been attacked. He told the teachers to turn on the TV and let us watch it, only if it didn't disturb class-time. At that point, all hopes of holding an actual class were out the door. We watched in awe as the second plane crashed into the other tower. It was a replay, but it was still a huge shock. When the plane crashed into the Pentagon, we were all dumbfounded. Why would someone do this? What did America do to them? In third block, American Government, the teacher had turned his TV to CNN. He kept the TV on CNN every day for the rest of the semester. For the first week we watched in awe as videos from Osama Bin Laden were played over and over. We followed the ticker at the bottom to see the death toll. Some students had family in NY who worked at the WTC. They stopped coming to school for a while. <br /><br />9/11 was the biggest event to happen in our lifetimes. (By our, I mean the twenty and thirty-somethings...even the fourty-somethings. Anyone older remembers the Vietnam Conflict and the draft. But still, I don't think that compares to the tragedy of 9/11. More people were killed on 9/11 than in the attack on Pearl Harbor. 9/11 was the biggest tragedy in the country with the largest death count. The country stood united after the attack. We all supported President Bush and were 100% behind him when he said he'd catch Osama Bin Laden. We wanted him to go to Afghanistan and nuke them all. Looking back, the 'nuke them all' mentality was rash and unrealistic. Some people still feel that way. We've found Saddam Hussein, but not Osama Bin Laden. Hussein had nothing to do with 9/11. Why did we catch him first? <br /><br />Since 9/11 we have had more terrorist threats than I can remember. Osama bin Laden is still at large, and still sending video transmissions from his secret base in Afghanistan. There have been two movies made, "Flight 83," and "World Trade Center." Personally, I think the movies were made too soon. The wounds are still too fresh. They say that part of the proceeds will go to the families of the victims. I doubt those people will get half as much as they deserve. If I'd had a family memeber die in the attacks of 9/11, I'd be pissed off about Hollywood trying to make money off of a tragedy like that. They should have waited. The movies were unneccessary. We saw the real footage. We heard tapes of phone calls. We saw people jumping from the burning towers. We don't need to see actors reenacting it. Those images are still fresh in the minds of America's citizens. <br /><br />Where were you on 9/11/01?Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-22125890777214315932006-09-07T23:24:00.000-05:002006-09-07T23:34:47.816-05:00Transmen=the new lesbians?I was reading <a href="http://www.avclub.com/content/node/52182">Savage Love</a> the other day and there was a letter about the new thing: Transmen. Lesbians who go through most steps toward a sex change, but don't always get the complete operation. Once they have a "M" on their driver's license and birth certificate instead of a "F" states like California allow the couple to marry--even though they have girly bits. I don't get it. Is it not okay just to be butch anymore? Are our butch counterparts resorting to drastic measures for the sake of marriage? I understand transgendered people. I know it's a real thing. I just don't understand this sudden rise in the number of transmen.<br /><br />There is a blog on Xanga that I read. It's by a lesbian/transman from Australia. She was content for her whole life to be a butch lesbian. Now, in the past year or so, she has decided that she is more comfortable being masculine. She has a male name, she has a prosthetic penis she wears every day. She binds now. She's taking hormone shots. I don't understand it. True, I can't know exactly how she feels...but it seems to me that this came out of the blue. Why can't she be a butch lesbian who packs on occasion? <br /><br />As soon as I started dressing more boyish, my mom automatically asked me, "Do you want to be a man?" I was astounded. NO! I am happy being a woman. I love my breasts. I love my girly bits. I just happen to like men's clothing. Whats the problem? And furthermore, as I have said in previous posts, I do not consider myself butch. I'm a tomboy. Leave me alone.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-58391484495751817152006-09-06T23:55:00.000-05:002006-09-07T00:01:41.903-05:00Elvis' banana sandwichThis past weekend my mother and middle sister spent the weekend in Memphis, TN. My sister tried out for American Idol--she didn't make it past the first round of producers. My mother, was there for Graceland. Saturday, my sister called me from the parking lot. My mother was CRYING in the passenger seat. She was so happy to see Graceland. She's a weirdo. So anyway, they bought a recipe book of Elvis' favorite recipes. Now, everyone knows about the fool's gold sandwich--a huge ass sub roll, a jar of grape jelly, a jar of peanut butter, and a pound of bacon. The only place to get that is Denver, CO. Sounds nasty to me. But, his actual favorite sandwich was peanut butter and banana. It's AMAZING. I didn't think banana sandwiches could get any better.<br /><br />2 slices of bread<br />1 banana<br />1-2 table spoons of peanut butter<br /><br />1. Mash the banana up in a bowl.<br />2. Add peanut butter. Mix.<br />3. Spread on the bread.<br />4. Butter the outside of the sandwich and toast it in a frying pan. <br /><br />OMG. It's delicious. I had one for supper. I bet it would be just as good if you mashed the banana and added mayo instead of peanut butter. I'll try that later.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-14621409587894029032006-09-06T12:46:00.000-05:002006-09-06T12:55:58.601-05:00koMP1eX P@55w0rdZThe girlfriend and I had a short discussion about complex passwords. Yes, I know how to create a strong complex password--it's not hard. Her windows password is one such password. I know her password for Facebook and MySpace...and probably her e-mail, but not the power up password for her computer. So anyway, she gave me a hack for disabling the admin account and renaming it on windows XP. I tried it..but the hack was for XP professional. I did, however, create an excellent complex password. The problem: when I woke up this morning, I couldn't remember the symbols I'd used. So I spent two hours surfing the net trying to figure out how to hack into my own computer. I downloaded a lot of programs but couldn't make my computer boot on the CD's I burned. I finally restarted in Safe Mode using the default admin account, clicked Start, then Run, and typed control userpasswords2. It let me reset my password. Now it's much easier to remember, and still just as complex. If it wasn't a secret, the girlfriend would love it. :D So the lesson to be learned from this is: If you're going to create a complex password, make a password disk, or write it down...or for God's sake, don't make the damn thing so hard to remember!Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-48393496366220770842006-08-29T19:12:00.000-05:002006-08-29T19:35:07.913-05:00Fairy Tales for Cantankerous Old Men"This is just like that very special episode of Action Bastard, "Attack of the Perverts." -- Shin Chan<br /><br />There is a cartoon on Adult Swim called Shin Chan. It's horribly drawn Japanese Anime. I don't usually watch or even enjoy anime, but this is a special cartoon. Shin Chan does anything and everything he can with his ass. He amuses his baby sister by doing the "ass dance," he catches baseballs with his ass cheeks, he got abducted by drunk sorority sisters and did the ass dance on their coffee table. Shin Chan is supposed to be like 5 or 6 years old. Japanese people are truly perverted. They dubbed it and changed all the jokes to fit American tastes...but all in all it's a pretty fucked up cartoon. The sad thing is...my sisters and I have recorded every episode of it on our new DVR. It's freakin' hilarious.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5464939490643040582.post-46576874857583366102006-08-29T17:28:00.000-05:002006-08-29T17:49:27.201-05:00K-Fed, what the fuck were you thinking?<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIhE9BTR9jA">K-Fed at the Teen Choice Awards</a><br /><br />Somebody please tell me that K-Fed isn't planning on doing that EVER again. I didn't have the pleasure of watching it and mocking him in first-hand, but I did get to read all the crap reviews he got. I also heard on the <a href="http://www.star94.com/shows/list.cfm?show=cr">Cindy and Ray show</a> on <a href="http://www.star94.com">WSTR 94.1 Atlanta</a> that he thought his performance went well. Apparently Britney thought so too. Any good reviews K-Fed got were due to Britney showing off her huge rack when she intro'd him at the Teen Choice Awards. Tell me something, Britney, why was it necessary to show your rack to the kids of America at the Nickelodeon Teen Choice Awards? I admit, you do have a nice rack...but if Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake got fined by the FCC for their stunt at the Superbowl, you and K-Fed should be fined as well, you, for showing your tits when you've got a baby at home, and K-Fed for sucking donkey balls.Loverbunnyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05651258422046408023noreply@blogger.com0